Concerning the Herecy: the Matrix for Teachers

I have seen it... would you like to know... consider this an awakening. You have a choice, read this and dicover the horrible truth or exit this page and live through the matrix. It all begins with finals, they made a mistake by giving us these tests I have been enlightened and so now I enlighten you.... Summer is not two weeks away, it is within grasp and the only thing standing in our way is... Finals. I really do not understand the point of finals, why is it that we work so hard all the way throughout the semester... to what end? FINALS, the word enrages me like a curse. Reviewing ALL the text from the semester... A.K.A. imminent death for those who don't study. Why, why do our teachers inflict us with this rotten blight, this brick wall upon the tread of the home stretch. PAIN, that's why my theory is MOST teachers love to inflict pain on us student mentally, it is like the matrix they like to create illusion in our mind to scare us. "You might have a test tomorrow" "study hard tonight, your going to need it" Pain I tell you, some teachers are so obsessed with this illusion they create, their minds become an infinite expanse of wasteland. Their sole purpose in life becomes the sacred letter that they have become priests too, they cater to the very consonant. The F, a cursed herecy surrounds the letter. Teachers everywhere have become members of this cult and have been completely consumed by it. We must stop this, it is our responsibility to make sure the teachers may fail in their lifelong quest to give students F's. They must be stopped, so I guess dang it, the easiest way to thwart this assult on our lives is to...
Do finals, what a scam, I swear I will find a way to end this herecy. Mark my words.